I need a vacation
Let's go to Florida
We'll mug some old people there
And buy Mickey Mouse ears
We'll stroll together down Miami Beach
We'll startle nude sunbathers
With an unholy screech

I need a vacation
Let's go to Florida
It'll be so humid there
And there might be a hurricane
We'll make friends with illegal Cuban immigrants
And then we'll report them to
The U.S. government

I need a vacation yeah today
Go on vacation with me today
Today! Yeah

I need a vacation
Let's go to Florida
We'll squeeze some oranges
And make some orange juice
We'll ride a fan boat out in the Everglades
You'll fall into gator-infested waters
And I'll collect the insurance money, ooooh!

I need a vacation yeah today
Go on vacation with me today
Today! Yeah

(Instrumental bit)

Let's get on the Internet
And buy some tickets
Do you mind if I borrow
Your credit card?

Let's get on the Internet
And buy some tickets
Do you mind if I borrow
Your credit card?

Oh your credit card
Oh your credit card
Oh your credit card
Oh your credit card

Oh your credit card (oh-oh-oh)
Oh your credit card (ah-ah-ah)
Oh your credit card (oh-oh-oh)
Oh your credit card (ah-ah-ah)

Oh your credit card

Oh, thanks babe!

( | ) 17:02 o arouser do pintainho2000